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the-x-button: “ thot-character-of-the-day: “ TODAYS THOT CHARACTER WAR CRIMINAL OF THE DAY IS: Margaret Thotcher from the comedy that is the continued existance of england. ” “from the comedy that is the continued existance of england.” is legit one...
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TODAYS THOT CHARACTER WAR CRIMINAL OF THE DAY IS: Margaret Thotcher from the comedy that is the continued existance of england.

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“from the comedy that is the continued existance of england.” is legit one of the funniest things i’ve read

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But you can have the fig tree and its fat leaves like clown hands

gloved with green. You can have the touch of a single eleven-year-old finger

on your cheek, waking you at one a.m. to say the hamster is back.

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of the black dog, the look that says, If I could I would bite

every sorrow until it fled, and when it is August,

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